Friday, April 22, 2005

Holland - weigh in (21/04/05 08:45 BST)

Now I'm in trouble...

86kg.

I lay the blame on this slip firmly on my recent 1 month free DVD trial and Pringles... I popped, and I couldn't stop. Or maybe it's some hormone imbalance, or maybe my bones suddenly got bigger, or my scales are faulty. So many possible explanations as to why I am now a bigger fatarse than the Meat. So anyway, I guess I'd better pull the finger out, tighten my belt (if it will still fit around my waist) and retake the lead.

Well, I'm off to the liposuctionist, I mean gym, so next time I'll be a lean, mean, Meatpopsicle crushing machine (or maybe I'll just take up penguin tossing).

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