Rules?

Simple...

Person with the lowest weight on the 24th of November 2005 wins 1 slab or keg from the big fat arse on the other side of the world.

Supplementary rules to keep the competitive juices flowing.

1. Every two weeks, an update is required.
• Weight to be measured pre-breakfast, naked, on an accurate bathroom scale, or one of those scales they use to weigh witches before burning them.
2. Regular updates on exercise and eating regime. And remember, playing sport on X-Box doesn't count, but pizza does have all five food groups in one delicious serving.
   
3. Taunts to be used for motivational purposes only, eh chubby.
   
4. No crash dieting... that's just for Jockeys and celebrities getting ready for the Oscars

More to follow...