On hiatus

Apologies to our legions of fans, but Holland vs Woon is taking a break for a few months. Look out for season 1 Blueray and DVD at a fictional store near you. In the meantime there are oodles of humorous videos of cats on YouTube to keep you occupied.

Wave. Goodbye!

In this week's episode, we review, and wave goodbye to Google Wave... "the future of communication and collaboration". Well it would be, if that future was hard to use and, well, a bit crap.

Drugs, drugs and Rock 'n' Drugs

In this week's episode, we review drugs. Specifically, is there really a difference between "brand name" drugs and "generic" drugs? Even more specifically, why does Nurofen taste like peanuts, whilst Chemist's Own ibuprofen tastes more like chocolate? Hmmm?

Starburst!

In this week's episode, we compare the "all new" Starburst versus the suspiciously similar Sugus, from Malaysia. Both lollies look identical, and are made by the same company, so are they, in fact, the exact same product, just with different branding? Our scientific analysis will astound.

What a load of (Red) Bull!

In this week's episode, we don't review the Masterchef Grand Final, thank god, nor do we go anywhere near the leaders' debate, thankfully. No, we go somewhere much more important; we answer the eternal question: which is better, the original Thai Red Bull, or the European version?

Press Gang

In this week's episode, we review Press Gang, once the greatest television program Of. All. Time. That time was the early 90s. Now back on Seven Two 8:30 on Sunday mornings. Can a childhood obsession be re-obsessed? Tune in to find out. Kind of. Not really.

Holland vs Woon vs Holland vs Spain

In this week's episode, we review the humiliating 1-nil defeat of Spain by Holland, in San Sabastian at 3am on a warm summer's night way back in 2001, oh yeah, and the just finished World Cup final.

Paper towel off

In this week's episode, we compare Handee Ultra paper towels with Viva paper towels, and throw in the cheaper Naturale recycled paper towels as a control. Which is the most absorbent, which works best when wet, and who ends up with egg on their face? Finally, is Matt Preston a dirty stinking lier? Tune in to find out.

Nappy days are here again

In this week's episode, we review environmentally friendly nappies. It's bamboo disposables vs home made washables. Which is cheaper? Which is better for the environment? Which absorbs a glass of water better? Hilarity ensues.

Burger Battle

In this week's episode, we review the Hungry Jacks Angry Tendercrisp, and pit it against the gold standard of crappy take-away spicy chicken burgers, the KFC Zinger. Which is the cheapest? Which company has the poorest nutritional information? Are either of them actually edible? How many ingredients does it take to produce an onion ring? All this and more.

So how we doing, then?

In this week's episode, we, and a very special guest presenter, review Holland-vs-Woon. How many hits on our YouTube channel? Best Facebook comment? Why do we continue producing a blog that Nobody. Ever. Reads? How long are we going to continue with this charade? Tune in to find out.

Ultimate survivor... hair gel?

In this week's episode, we review Garnier Fructis Ultimate Gel - Survivor. It's hair gel turned up to 11, but does it actually do what it says on the ad?

Amateur kitchen renovations... and amateur video production

In this weeks episode, we review kitchen renovations, and experience technical difficulties that make a mockery of our "one take only" policy. Most prescient quote of the review - Woon: "let's hope this video turns out well".

Dominos Supreme now less sucky

In this weeks episode, we test Dominos' new Supreme pizza. So, basically we just eat pizza for four minutes.

Note to Dominos' head honcho, the add says $6.95 and Holland got charged $7.95, and they spelled his name Daroll. So please send $1 to 734 Evergreen Tce. and remember for next time, the correct spelling is Dacool.

It's baby food, baby!

In this weeks episode, we review baby food... and breast milk.

Bieber Fever

In this weeks episode, we expose ourselves to the contagious disease that appears to afflict almost every girl between the age of 9 and 16. Are we immune, or do we succumb to the horror of Bieber Fever?

KFC

In this weeks episode, we review KFC's Mix It Up Meal, and in the process uncover an insidious KFC plot to change - without any public consultation - the original recipe... for their wet wipes. Ends on a cliffhanger.

Werribee Zoo

In this weeks episode, we review Victoria's Open Range Zoo (if that IS your real name?), and Woon sneaks in a mention of his wife to prove that we are, in fact, not gay (at least, not 100% gay). Don't miss the final note of pessimism, and we'll see you next week for more episodic goodness (hopefully?).

Yogurt

In this weeks episode, we review berry yogurt... and learn a very important life lesson; never try to high-five a blind man.

Kick-Ass

In this weeks episode, we review the controversial new comic book move, Kick-Ass. Is it "a truly nasty piece of work" (Tom Ryan, The Sunday Age), or does it, as they say in not so many words, stick the boot into the donkey? It sure does.

3 second reviews

In this weeks episode, we attempt twenty reviews in three minutes. Do we succeed? Yes. Kind of. Badly.



Hmmm? Seems that the sound cut out with about a minute to go. Not any more. Hurray for alternate sound sources, even if they are a bit crap.

Colgate Wisp

In this weeks episode, we review the Colgate Wisp, a breath freshening device that will literally make your gums bleed.

Melbourne City Romp

In this weeks episode, we review the Romp... no, not that kind of romp, dammit... the Melbourne City Romp, a clue hunt around Melbourne organised to raise money for the Burnet Institute. We discuss the benefits of paying $44 to get in "free" to an $8 museum, and detail our mammoth fundraising effort. And some bonus material this week... our very first outtake - yes, even we aren't perfect.

Street Orienteering

In this weeks episode, we review street orienteering, express pride in beating 12 year olds and receive some good advice from a dog.

All-you-can-eat Chinese food.

In this weeks episode, we review China Bar Signature. Does this sound like the review of a man who had ALL he could eat? Well, yes. In summary, neither of us puked, just.

Heavy Rain

In this weeks episode, we review the latest PS3 exclusive, complete with homoerotic undertones. And we forget to mention that it has boobies in it.

Diet pills

In this weeks episode our attempt at better production values is spoilt by a lack of communication; and a hot light.

3D glasses

In this weeks episode Woon gets his moneys worth, while Holland vainly tries to make a valid point about the supposed world-beating success of Avatar.

Don't like ads, watch this instead.

In yet another iteration of our on-again-off-again attempt at world internet domination (or at least get our hit count into double digits), welcome to our weekly 3 minute video reviews. In today's episode, we attempt to introduce the new direction, but can we get to the point in only 3 minutes?